Spring is coming… I saw a squirrel

Today is a beautiful day; earlier we went on a walk around the boulevard. My master and I went to pick up my mommy master; she was at the gym. We were crossing the street, and I really don’t know what happened, maybe it was the effects of the upcoming eclipse, but I stopped in the middle of the road, and I started pooping. My master tried to run so we could cross the road, and he started yelling at me. He said that I was being a bad girl. I was so embarrassed. I felt my tail slowly stop wagging and go between my legs.

But it was still a nice day to take a walk! On the way home, I saw a squirrel, and I tried to chase it. But it went up the tree, and I started barking and jumping. I have seen this squirrel before. And you know what? Next time, I will get that damn squirrel. If somebody knows some good ways to capture squirrels, please let me know. I will really appreciate it. Now, I’m a dog on a mission.

[ spanish ]
El día esta muy bonito, hace un rato salí a caminar por el boulevard. Mi master y yo fuimos a recoger Mami master, ella estaba en el gimnasio. Nosotros estuvimos cruzando la calle, y en realidad no se que me paso, quizás eran los efectos del eclipse que pasara mas tarde, pero me pare en medio de la pista y me senté hacer popo. Mi master trato de correr para poder cruzar la calle, y luego empezó a gritarme. El dijo que soy una malcriada. Me avergoncé mucho. Sentí que mi cola se detenía lentamente e iba a meterse entre mis piernas.

Pero de todas maneras fue un gran día para caminar! En el camino a casa vi a una ardilla y la trate de perseguirla, pero la ardilla subió a un árbol, empecé a ladrarle y a saltar. Yo la he visto a esa ardilla antes, y saben que? La próxima vez la atrapare a esa maldita ardilla. Si alguien de ustedes sabe algunas maneras para capturarla, por favor díganme. Lo apreciaría mucho. Ahora soy una perrita con una misión.